quotes from Ryan while firing his lazer gun

"I'm sorry, dude, I just blew out your windshield."
"I'd sign your clip board, if you weren't dead."
"That's the red-hot heat of freedom."

my favorite quotes from Paul (he doesn't have a gun because he's a wuss among wusses)

"Ahhhh son of a...!"
"Wha'd you do?!"
"Ah poop..."

my favorite quote from me

"I'm gonna make the champaign bottle pop, then do a belly flop, and I'll raise all the crops."